Tuesday, December 14, 2010

SoCo Foods!

This is no AA meeting people! I am not talking about the whiskey! Nor am I talking about my dog. I am talking about good ol' comfort foods that are great for those COLD winter months. I don't know really if the recipes would classify as Southern comfort or not, but hey...i am from the south, and these foods comfort me!!! The recipes i am going to share with you today are also very good for making in bulk and freezing for when you really don't wanna be in the kitchen. Just thaw and reheat!!!

Tonight, for me and my family, I am making the classic meatloaf. You can put any and everything you like in a meatloaf. I have added ingredients like, Parmesan cheese and pizza sauce, or barbecue sauce and a little shredded chedder. Sometimes i have even made glazes with things like balsamic vinegar and honey. As long as you follow the basic recipe, you cannot go wrong with any ingredients you feel like adding. You can also use different kinds of ground meats to start your loaf. Beef, veal, turkey...or even a veggie loaf! Explore all the possibilities of a meatloaf, as long as you start it with this: A ground meat, an egg; to hold it in its loaf form, and bread and/or bread crumbs to soak up any moisture and also binds it together.

You can also take this very simple recipe and stuff it into bell peppers before popping into the oven and have some delicious stuffed peppers for something new! (just remember to poke a few holes in the bottom of the peppers so that the grease can drain out)

My basic, no fuss recipe is this:

1 1/2 lbs. ground beef
1 Large egg
1 Onion, chopped
1 Can Rotel tomatoes
3 slices of day old bread
1-2 tsp. chili powder

Combine all the ingredients above, carefully. You do NOT want to over work the meat. Place in a meatloaf pan or mold to form a loaf. Cook at 375* for One hour. Drain off any liquid and glaze as you see fit. Place back in the oven for about 15 to 20 minutes. Let rest 10 minutes before cutting into slices.

Hopefully yours will turn out looking something like this...





Another WONDERFUL winter time recipe that freezes really well is Taco Soup. A very simple recipe and oh so easy to prepare! Can it get any easier than this?:

2 lbs hamburger meat or stew meat.
1 Large Onion, chopped
2 cans stewed tomatoes, un-drained
2 cans pinto beans, un-drained
2 cans of whole kernel corn, un-drained
1 Can Rotel Tomatoes, un-drained
1 pkg. Taco Seasoning
1 pkg. Dry Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing Mix

Brown meat and onions. Drain off fat then add the rest of the ingredients. Heat through and enjoy! You can serve with shredded cheese, sour cream, chives, and even chips, tortillas or homemade corn bread! yum!

You could easily put this in separate serving size bowls and freeze. It gets even more flavorful as it sets!





Chili (everyone has their favorite recipe), stews, and even your favorite sandwich can be frozen for later feasting. Instead of going to the local grocery store and paying out the wazoo for them, make them at home. Get more for your buck!

something very simple that you can do is make and freeze peanut butter sandwiches. You can add your favorite jam, jelly, or preserves. Or how about peanut butter and honey? So yummy! Wrap them individually and freeze. All you have to do is take it out of the freezer for at least an hour to thaw and it is as fresh as it was when you first made them! They are fantastic to put in a child's lunch box.

Hope you guys have fun making and freezing these scrumptious, winter, Southern Comforts!!!

til next time....

Monday, November 8, 2010

baby bell (pepper) bottoms

I want to take this opportunity to share with you guys that I was able to Cater my first event this past weekend. Some friends of mine were throwing a baby shower for a friend of theirs. The mommy-to-be is in love with fruits and vegetables. That is all she requested. It was a pretty simple menu, and i thoroughly enjoyed planning it. Being able to do it only made me want to do it more! I can not wait to get through with my classes, get my license, and hopefully open up my own catering business! Here are a few pics of what I prepared for the shower.

This first picture is of a Baby Stroller made from a small seedless watermelon filled with a fruit salad of mandarin oranges, grapefruit, pineapple, and blackberries. And it was sitting on top of a bed of different sliced apples.





Picture number two is of the fruit tower I made with grapes, and strawberries.





I filled the "fruit bowls" made from the bottom of a pineapple, grapefruit, orange, and a lemon. The pineapple was filled with a chocolate dip, the grapefruit and lemon were filled with a strawberry and yogurt dip, and the orange was filled with a cream cheese mix.

Picture number three is just a simple veggie platter with carrots, celery, tomatoes, three different colored bell peppers, and cucumber. I turned a few green bell peppers into bowls for the veggie dips.




I received lots of compliments on the presentation and taste of the food. The one that stands out to me, and made me giggle was the hostess of the party. She said "I am going to poo so easily tonight! Thank you so much!" LOL I thought that was awesome!

My loving husband accompanied me to the shower. He helped me carry all the heavy things and such, but he actually only came along for one reason. We were told that there would be "other dudes" there for him to hang with. And yes, the dudes did come to the shower, but they didn't show up til about 4 hours after we arrived. My poor hubby had to sit through baby and breast pump chatter from all the mothers and other women. He was horrified. I think I scarred him for life!

But anyways...this last picture is one of my fave's from the evening. I took the tops of the bell peppers i used for the veggie platter and cut them so that they would look like tiny baby butts. hehe I thought they were the most awesome thing ever! Here is a little sample:





I hope you enjoyed the photos as much as I enjoyed putting the dishes together! I have some good recipes coming your way for delicious winter comfort foods. It is taking me some time to put together, cook and photograph these recipes. Please be patient as I try and prepare them for you! More coming your way very soon!

Til next time....

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

kitchen tips and hints

Thought I would start out with a story about the midget. As i was doing laundry yesterday, I noticed something banging around in my washing machine. I figured it was buttons or something and i would figure it out when i was transferring the clothes to the dryer. So after the cycle was over, and I started carefully sifting through the clothes trying to figure out what was making so much noise, I came across a hoagie bun. It was plastic, mind you, and belonged in my daughters play kitchen. Upon further inspection...i recovered what seemed to be an ENTIRE sandwich, consisting of two pieces of bread, two pieces of sandwich meat, some lettuce, a little bundle of pickles, and a tomato. I swear living with children is like living with tiny hammered people. My daughter keeps me on my toes, though!

So as I thought about my daughters failed attempt to help me with my laundry, or whatever it was she was trying to do, I started to think about being helpful. What a great thing to do! Everyone could use a little help in the kitchen. So i am taking this opportunity to share with you all of the little kitchen tips and tricks that i have learned or come across!

These are in no particular order or organized in anyway! lol I am just listing as many things as I can think of.


Don't throw away sour milk. Make a cake or bread with it.

Save your leftover rice. You can freeze it in a covered freezer container for up to 6 months.

Never worry about finding your brown sugar hard again. Store it in its original box inside your refrigerator. It will stay soft and easy to mix with other dry ingredients.

When deli sandwich meats are on sale, buy extra. Put enough meat for a few days in a freezer bag, and then freeze. To thaw, put in the refrigerator a day before you want to use it. It will taste as fresh as the day you bought it.

If a soup or stew is too salty, add cut raw potatoes. Discard the potatoes after they have cooked because they will have absorbed the salt.

Store celery and lettuce in paper bags, not plastic. Do not remove the outside leaves and stalks until ready to use.

If your stew is slightly burned, add milk to take out the bad taste.

Before opening a package of bacon, roll it. This helps separate the slices and makes them easier to remove individually.

To retain crispness, drain deep-fried foods on brown paper grocery bags instead of paper towels.

Don't just keep dental floss in your medicine cabinet. Keep some in the kitchen. It is a great tool. Unflavored dental floss is often better than a knife to cleanly cut many soft foods, including soft cheese, rolled dough, layered cake, and cheesecake.

To make better French fries, soak freshly cut potatoes in water for 5 minutes, drain, and pat dry before cooking. This removes the excess starch that causes them to clump together and stick to the pan while cooking. For extra crispy fries, lightly dust them with flour before frying.

To avoid crying when peeling onions, put them in the freezer for about ten minutes before cutting.

Put flour in a large salt shaker and keep it in the freezer. When you need to flour a pan or make homemade gravy give it a shake. It helps prevent lumpy gravy and messy counters.

Lettuce loves fat: Fat can be removed from hot soup by floating a large lettuce leaf on the surface. Remove and add more leaves if necessary

Large tuna fish cans can be used to bake small pumpkin breads for gifts. Great size, great shape.

Stale chips? Try refreshing chips and crackers by putting them on a plate and microwaving them for 30 to 45 seconds. Let stand one minute to crisp.

Next time you have a headache try eating some strawberries. They contain natural salicylates, an ingredient that's found in aspirin.

Inexpensive meat tenderizer: Cooking a roast and the meat is still tough? Add lemon juice or vinegar to liquid in which meat is being cooked about thirty minutes before its done.

To clean small-neck bottles or vases, place a little rice and warm soapy water inside and shake well. Rinse out and let drip dry

If your hands smell like onions, garlic, fish or whatever, put a few shakes of salt on your palms and rub briskly. They'll wash up fresh.

If you need eggs at room temperature, but have forgotten to take them out of the refrigerator, put them in slightly warm water for 10 minutes.

When you lift the lid of a cooking pot, open it outward to prevent a blast of steam from hitting your face.

A little lemon juice added to the water you cook green vegetables in will help them retain their color.

1 tbsp of flour will thicken the consistency of 1 cup thin liquid to that similar of medium cream.

Scallions are excellent for tying food together, such as stuffed sole or vegetables. They make a wonderful presentation when used in this way.

Rice cooks better in low wide pots than high narrow ones.

To help prevent color loss, do not cover vegetables when cooking them.

When you fill muffin pans with batter, fill one of the cups with water and the other muffins won't scorch during baking.

If you add cocoa to a cake recipe which does not call for cocoa, decrease the amount of flour by 2 tablespoons for each 1/4 cup of cocoa.

If you are going to substitute oil for solid shortening in a cake batter, use about 1/3 less than the amount of solid shortening suggested.

Cooked rice freezes very well, for up to 6 months. Freeze in 2 cup portions for quick side dishes and additions to soups, etc.

Oatmeal cookies will taste better if you toast the oatmeal first. Sprinkle over a pan and heat in an oven on low heat for about 10 minutes.

If vodka is kept in the refrigerator, it will be more flavorful.

Champagne should only be ice-chilled up to the neck of the bottle, any higher and the cork may be difficult to remove.

Adding one pinch of salt to the basket of the coffeemaker will remove some of the acid taste.

For clear coffee, put egg shells in after perking.

Always start with cold water.

Make coffee more exotic by adding a dash of ginger, cardamom or cinnamon to the grounds.

Crush a small piece of ginger and add it to the upper container of the filter while brewing. Ginger coffee has an great taste and can also help to end a nasty cold.

Before you cap the plastic bottle, squeeze it to force out as much air as possible (so that the liquid is almost at the top). The bottle may look odd, but the soda won't lose its carbonation.

Instead of using sugar, dissolve old-fashioned lemon drops, cinnamon red hots or hard mint candy in your tea. They melt quickly.

You will need less sugar in iced tea if you add the sugar while the tea is still hot.

Freeze leftover tea in an ice cube tray. The next time you serve iced tea, use tea cubes instead of plain ones and you tea won't be diluted. You can do the same with other cooling summer drinks such as lemonade and fruit juices.

If a recipe calls for unsalted butter and you have only salted butter, remember that each 8 ounces of salted butter contains about 3/4 teaspoon of salt. Reduce the salt you add to your recipe by that amount.

Slice bananas and add to egg whites and beat until stiff for a wonderful substitute for whipped cream.



I really hope some of these help you in the kitchen like they have for me.

Til next time...

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Slow and Sensual

Wow...has it really been a month since my last entry? dang shoot! Sorry guys, time has totally gotten away from me, and I had NO idea it had been that long. I am going to make it up to you by showing you a WONDERFUL "set it and forget it" recipe to help you during your busy work week.

If you do not have a Slow Cooker, or Crockery Cooker, You need to get one. It is such a great way to make delicious meals and NOT have to be in the kitchen all day! I have come to understand that just because I love to be in my kitchen all day, does not mean that other people do! Sooooo...

I am actually cooking in my slow cooker right now, for supper tonight! I am making a slow cooked beef roast with a coffee and cranberry gravy. With just a few simple ingredients you can make a wonderful meal! This is what I did....feel free to copy it exactly or use some of your own ideas!



3-4 lb Boneless Beef Chuck Roast, Quartered
2 large onions, quartered
5 garlic cloves, minced (you can use less if you prefer)
1 1/2 Cups of Your fave STRONG brewed coffee (i use Gevalia Pecan Torte)
1/4 to 1/2 Cup Soy Sauce
1 Can of whole berry cranberry sauce
1/4 Cup Cornstarch


Place half of the onions in a 5-qt. slow cooker. Top with garlic and half of the beef. Top with remaining onion and beef. Combine coffee, soy sauce and cranberry sauce; pour over beef. Cover and cook on low for at least 8 hours or until meat is tender.

About 30 minutes before serving take some of the juices from the crockpot and mix with the cornstarch until smooth. Add mixture back to the Pot and cook on high so that the gravy will thicken.

Also if you would like to make this a "one pot meal", You could add baby red potatoes, baby carrots, or other veggie and let it cook with the meat! Very easy, but very yummy! This is what mine looks like in the beginning!






I actually came up with this idea one morning when i was sipping on my coffee. I was trying to put together a menu for a dinner party I was having. I knew that I was cooking a homemade cornbread dressing, but didn't want to do the traditional HUGE turkey or ham that you would see on Thanksgiving or Christmas. But i did want a little of that holiday feel. I decided on a pot roast and gravy. As I was sipping my coffee thinking to myself that i made WAY to much because i was not going to drink a whole pot by myself...I had an epiphany...or something. I decided to take the coffee and make a gravy for the roast. And to keep with the holiday(ish) theme, i added some cranberry sauce. I thought it would go very well with the dressing. And i was right. :)

I hope you enjoy this Roast as much as my friends and I did. It is fall of the bone tender! Even though there is no bones in it ;) hehe

Til next time....

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

death by chocolate

This is for all the chocoholics out there, or even if you like it once in awhile, or certain times of the month (am i right, ladies!?) I am not going to waste any time with stories or little jokes. I am getting down to business today!! Bring on the recipes!

This first one seems to be all over the place and can be found just about anywhere. Super easy, but very satisfying and crowd pleasing every time!

The Chocolate Truffle



1 package (18-1/4 ounces) chocolate fudge cake mix ( I have also used brownies)
1 package (6 ounces) instant chocolate pudding mix
1 carton (12 ounces) frozen whipped topping, thawed
6 Heath bar (1.4 ounces each), crushed

Directions

Bake cake according to package directions. Cool. Prepare pudding according to package directions; set aside.
Crumble cake; reserve 1/2 cup. Place half of the remaining cake crumbs in the bottom of a 4-1/2 or 5-qt trifle dish or decorative glass bowl.
layer with half of the pudding, half of the whipped topping and half of the crushed candy bars. Repeat the layers of cake, pudding and whipped topping.
Combine remaining crushed candy bars with reserved cake crumbs; sprinkle over top. Refrigerate 4-5 hours before serving.




How about cupcakes? everyone likes those right? How about cupcakes full of vegetables? Don't turn your nose up to these chocolaty, moist and yummy treats! TRY THEM!!! I promise you will love them, and its a great treat for the kids bc they have no idea they are eating vegetables!

Chocolate Zucchini Cupcakes



Ingredients
1-1/4 cups butter, softened
1-1/2 cups sugar
2 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2-1/2 cups all-purpose flour
3/4 cup baking cocoa
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup plain yogurt
1 cup grated zucchini
1 cup grated carrots
1 can (16 ounces) chocolate frosting


In a large bowl, cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Stir in vanilla. Combine the flour, baking cocoa, baking powder, baking soda and salt; add to the creamed mixture alternately with yogurt, beating well after each addition. Fold in zucchini and carrots.
Fill paper-lined muffin cups two-thirds full. Bake at 350° for 18-22 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean. Cool for 10 minutes before removing from pans to wire racks to cool completely, then frost!

You could also take out about 1/2 Cup of butter and substitute some applesauce for a little less fattening...but not by much;)




There are lots of things you could do with chocolate. And for those that read an earlier blog of mine talking about Nutella...I have a few things you could quickly do, using this yummy chocolate and hazelnut spread. These are to die for!

You don't need a whole lot of additional ingredients to make a tantalizing dessert or snack. You can easily use it to make simple, sweet sandwiches:

Vanilla wafers or other simple cookies
Sugar donuts, split in half horizontally
Plain white bread or toasted English muffin (my daughter is addicted to these after she gets home from school!)
French toast - Spread the Nutella between two pieces of cooked French toast. Place back on the griddle until slightly warmed and then top with a little powdered sugar!
Banana bread or other sweet breakfast breads

What about making fried wontons with nutella???

Separate wonton wrappers into individual sheets. In the center of each wrapper, place about a teaspoon of Nutella and top with a slice of ripe banana or a few raspberries, or whatever you feel like adding really....
Use a pastry brush to moisten the edges of the wonton with a beaten egg mixture. Fold the wontons in half to form a triangle. Use your fingers to press the edges of the wonton firmly together to seal completely.

Preheat a deep fryer, or heat two inches of oil in a pan to approximately 350 degrees. Drop the wontons in a few at a time and cook, turning them over during the process, until they are lightly browned and cooked through, usually 2 to 3 minutes. Remove from pan and drain on paper towels. Sprinkle with confectioner's sugar and serve warm.



You know that tube of croissant rolls that you have in the fridge just waiting to be used??? How about now!

Open a store-bought tube of crescent dough. Separate each of the triangles and lay them flat. Brush one side with melted butter. Place approximately 1 teaspoon of Nutella near the bottom (wide side) of the triangle. Roll the croissants from the wide side up to the tip of the triangle and bend to form a crescent shape. Using a clean pastry brush, brush lightly with a beaten egg mixture.

Place the croissants approximately 1" apart on a parchment lined baking sheet. Bake in a preheated 375 degree oven for 15 minutes or until the croissants are golden brown. Remove from the oven, transfer to serving platter and dust with confectioner's sugar. These are best served warm.



Are you freaked out yet?? How about something sweet and savory...kinda like...umm...

CHOCOLATE COVERED BACON!!!!! ok i have completely lost it right? YOU DARE ME?!?!?!

check this out:




12 thick-sliced bacon strips (about 1 pound)
12 wooden skewers (12 inches)
6 ounces white candy coating, chopped
1 cup semisweet chocolate chips
1 tablespoon shortening
Optional toppings: chopped dried apple chips, apricots and crystallized ginger, finely chopped pecans and pistachios, toasted coconut, kosher salt, brown sugar, cayenne pepper and coarsely ground black pepper

Directions

Thread each bacon strip onto a wooden skewer. Place on a rack in a large baking pan. Bake at 400° for 20-25 minutes or until crisp. Cool completely.
In a microwave, melt candy coating; stir until smooth. Combine chocolate chips and shortening; melt in a microwave and stir until smooth.
With pastry brushes, coat bacon on both sides with melted coatings. Top each strip as desired. Place on waxed paper-lined baking sheets. Refrigerate until firm.

My fave topping is almonds or pistachios!!!


So whatever, or whenever you get the craving...a nice full force chocolate dessert or treat is just around the corner! (i think i just realized why i am having such a hard time loosing weight! HA!)


til next time!

Monday, August 30, 2010

as the first leaf fell....

I don't know about the rest of you people, but I could not be more happier to feel the weather changing. We are starting to get some nice temperatures outside. I am simply waiting on that moment. You know...the official autumn moment. When you get a chill, and for the first time in a LONG time, you actually need something more than just a sheet on your bed, and the leaves start to fall to the ground.

When you think about fall, most of you think about the colors that come along with it. But me? I think about the color of the foods that help transfer my mind into colder nights, long sleeves, and good eats! But the colors of both are quite similar :)

Fall’s seasonal fruit and veggies are one of the reasons we associate rich shades of orange, yellow, red, and gold with the autumn season. Apples, black berries, blueberries, butternut squash, pears, pumpkins, okra, sweet potatoes...just to name a few. Today, however, I am going to be focusing on one of the most popular fruits...the Apple! You can get them pretty much year round in grocery stores, and you have a variety to choose from. I am going to be sharing some of my favorite recipes, using apples. Yummy yummy!


First I am going to name a few of the more well known apples, describe them, and tell you how to choose the best ones.

Fuji
these small red beauties have become hugely popular due to their sweet flavor and incredibly crispy texture. (red delicious)

Golden Delicious
obviously golden in color and has creamy, firm, yellow flesh and lightly spotted skin. The flavor is absolutely sweet and mellow, making it a versatile cooking apple. It holds its shape well when baked, but handle them with care bc they bruise the easiest.

Granny Smith
Lime-green skin that resists bruising and very firm, crisp flesh characterize this popular apple. Its sharp, tart flavor holds up well in recipes with spicy notes, and the flesh is firm enough to retain its shape when cooked.


Apples can be eaten fresh, cooked, canned, frozen and made into many tasty and healthy dishes. Apples are fat, sodium, and cholesterol free. A medium apple has about 80 calories. who knew right?!?! Select firm, bruise-free apples. The color can be anything from dark green, to yellow, pink, orange, bright red, dark red or even a combination. It all depends on the variety. And color is not really how you tell when an apple is ripe. Apples should be crisp and firm. CRISP AND FIRM!



Now to get into my fave part...the recipes! YAY!! I am going to start you out with Waldorf Salad recipe that has been growing and growing on me. When it comes to apples, this is one of the most light and refreshing salads you can make. And it even tastes good!

Ingredients

1/2 cup walnuts halves
1/2 cup yogurt (plain or Greek)
2 tablespoons light mayonnaise
2 tablespoons minced fresh parsley
1 teaspoon honey
1/2 lemon, zest finely grated
2 large apples of your choice
2 ribs celery, sliced into 1/2-inch-thick pieces
1/4 cup golden raisins (or halved green or red grapes)
1/2 lemon, juiced
1 head of lettuce, optional

Preheat the oven to 350 degree F.

Spread the nuts on a baking sheet and toast in the oven for 8 to 10 minutes. Cool and break the nuts up into small pieces.

Whisk the yogurt, mayonnaise, parsley, honey, and lemon zest in a large bowl (you can season with pepper if you would like)

Halve, core, and cut the apples into 3/4-inch pieces, leaving the skin intact. Add the apples, celery and raisins to the bowl, and sprinkle with the lemon juice; then toss with the dressing. Cover and refrigerate if not serving immediately.

When ready to serve, toss walnuts into the salad. Arrange the lettuce leaves on a large platter, or divide them among 4 salad plates. Place the salad on the lettuce and serve.

***I have been known to change it up depending on what I have or what tastes I feel like putting together. Pecans, different apples, grapes, even adding a little chopped grapefruit can give this salad a very unique flavor***


You could also make chips!! (yes you read that right) These chips bear no relation to those you buy at the market: the intensity of their flavor is much deeper and more apple-y (is that even a word?) and they are SO LESS FATTENING. To ensure crispness, slice the apples as THINLY as possible: slice one side and then turn the apple 1⁄4 of the way and slice smaller pieces (they won’t be round) and keep going. The slices don’t have to be uniform. You can do something like the following:

2 tablespoons sugar
1 tablespoon ground cinnamon
4 Granny Smith or other tart apples, thinly sliced

Preheat the oven to 250°F. Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper.

Place the sugar and cinnamon in a large bowl and mix well. Add the apple slices and toss until most of both sides of the apples are well coated (no need to get crazy if they aren’t completely coated).

Pour the apples, in a single layer, onto the baking sheets, transfer to the oven and bake until lightly browned and just crisp, about 2 hours. Set aside to cool and then transfer to a jar or plastic bag. Or if you are anything like me....you wont have any left, so it really wouldn't matter!




But not only can you cook and eat apples, you can use them as decoration. WHAT?!?!?! Has this lady gone crazy??? Yes I have. And in my craziness, i have taken it upon myself to show you a few decorations you can do with APPLES! (and yes you are still reading that correctly)







And I do not have any long candles to show you a picture, but you could always take two apples, core them, stack them up and stick a long candle down the middle as a beautiful centerpiece as well.


Put this in your pipe! Indians in the Northwest Territory smoked wild apples to preserve them for the winter. (Bet you didn't know that!) And so what if you did...shut your face and go eat an apple!



til next time!

Thursday, August 19, 2010

triumphs and disasters

So I have now made a handful of blogs and given some pretty good information and tips (i hope anyways). I thought I might take a few moments and tell you about a few of my greatest cooking triumphs and some of my kitchen disasters!! For your reading pleasure..don't laugh at me to long!!!


My greatest triumph EVER was cooking an entire thanksgiving meal BY MYSELF! My husband (boyfriend at the time) actually told me that if my dressing didn't compare to his mother's then he was breaking up with me!! haha. He was joking of course! Or at least I think he was. I cooked my first turkey, home made cornbread dressing, gravy, broccoli and cheese casserole, corn pudding, fresh cranberry sauce (from scratch), sweet potato pie (2 of them) and a chocolate truffle. I bought frozen rolls that I cooked in the oven, though. I can't do it all! (but unfortunately, i did not get any pictures of this feast, because i did not actually get a camera until christmas the next month...meh)

We even invited his family over to eat and watch the football game that was on that weekend. I was SO nervous. But everything turned out great! His mother enjoyed it and that made me so happy! But most importantly, my man liked it! Our relationship was saved by a thanksgiving meal. What a story to tell the children, huh?

Another big triumph for me was for a "dirty santa" party we have had every year for the past four years. I did the traditional ham and all the fixings, similar to my thanksgiving meal. But the thing that I was most proud of, was my fruit platter...





It only consisted of green and red grapes and strawberries, but i used a pineapple, grapefruit, orange, and lemon, to make the bowls for the different kinds of fruit dip. It turned out great and everyone, including me, was impressed!


I have not ever had a HUGE disaster in the kitchen, though I have messed up a few times. Cooking has always come pretty natural to me. But not to long ago I invited my very dear friends, Cole and Amy over for supper. I was cooking chicken and dumplings from scratch. Making my own dumplings and boiling and de-boning a chicken.






I had made it several times before and had no worries. Cole loves home made chicken and dumplings, but Amy never really liked them. She said she wanted to try mine though, because she loved my cooking. I had everything prepared and was adding the dumplings to the broth when they arrived. Everything was going well until I started to smell a "burnt" aroma. I went in and tried stirring my dumplings and could feel the bottom of the pan was caked with burnt dumplings. I emptied the dumplings into another container, but the damage was done. The burnt flavor had already soaked into the chicken and it was AWFUL! I was not thinking when I started cooking and grabbed my biggest pot. It was stainless steel and was pretty old. Needless to say, we ordered pizza that night! Hello domino's!



Now i am going back quite a few years. My senior year in high school, I was taking some kind of job related class that let me leave school early to go to work. I didn't really have a job, i just liked getting out of school! lol But i did love the class. During one part of the class we learned how to garnish foods and make different things out of fruits and veggies. Which is were i gained the knowledge to make the fruit platter from my earlier story (see picture) After a couple weeks learning the tricks about garnishing, we were put in to teams and had to design a fruit or veggie platter and the teaching faculty was going to vote on the best. My team (or should I say, just me, because the guy i was paired with didn't care to do anything) decided to make apple swans and neat bowls out of lemons, oranges, and bell peppers. We filled the bowls with fruit and veggie dip. The arrangement was stunning and the food was yummy. My platter was picked out of about 15 different platters, and I won 1st place! WOOT! yeah I was pretty stoked. That moment told me what I really wanted to do. Impress people with food! Here is a picture an apple swan:






And one more of my disasters...

Not too long after Jared and I started dating, I decided to do something a little different for dinner. I had never cooked boneless pork chops before, and thought it was as good a time as any. I started looking through all of my cookbooks and magazines looking for recipes. I eventually ended up on the internet looking, because i needed something with a picture. For some reason, I needed to see what the words were trying to describe to me. (its a wonder i didn't fail my English classes) And also i wanted to what "looked" good. I came across a Paula Deen recipe, if i remember correctly, that was an orange glazed pork chop. The glaze being made from real oranges and juice. Not the fake ones, ya know, cuz so many people get those confused. O.o

I wrote down my list, went to the store, and couldn't wait to surprise my hunny with such an "elegant" meal. I was reading over the recipe and measuring out my ingredients getting ready to cook the chops. I got to the seasonings, and thought to myself "that is not enough seasoning for all this meat." So I literally more than quadrupled the amount of seasoning!! (and just for the record...I will reiterate that I never cooked pork chops, and also add that the only meat I had actually witnessed being seasoned were ribs. and they RUB THAT STUFF ON THICK!!!)

So anyways...back to my chops...

I started rubbing all the spices into my pork chops to let them marinate, just like i had seen people do with ribs. Do not ever do that by the way. The chops were so nice and golden brown and looked great next to those oranges. Jared and I were so anxious to sit down and enjoy the meal together...i had never been so disgusted by something in my entire life! UGH! horrible...horrible i tell you!!! And Jared, trying not to hurt my feelings, said "its not that bad." and ate it anyways. bless him! just FYI...the "leftovers stayed in my fridge for a few days untouched, and then hit the trash!!


So anyways...hope you enjoyed this little read, and I also thought that I might leave you with a little "food for thought":

Never be afraid to experiment in the kitchen. Dont always follow a recipe, get creative. Season and taste as you go, and most of all....HAVE FUN!

til next time...

Monday, August 16, 2010

i said what what...WATERMELON!

I got the pleasure of attending one of my best friend's daughter's birthday parties. (ya get that) I thought I had seen just about everything there was to see when it came to a child's birthday party. BOY WAS I WRONG! I knew that they were going to have a water slide at this party, but holy cow! The thing was as wide as my living room and almost 20 feet tall! It was insane!!

But to get to one of my fave parts of the party...the watermelon. One of my fave fruits growing up and still on the top of my list as an adult. It is so light and refreshing. Great for summer time birthday parties or just for a sweet and healthy snack anytime really! Watching them cut up the watermelon ,so precisely, into child hand held size, brought back so many memories from my own childhood. And my daughter did exactly what I did when I was her age...just about ate a whole melon by herself! LOL

While I was there I had my friends hubby delightfully suggest that I should write about watermelon on my next blog. After thinking about it, I thought, HOW PERFECT! One: I get to buy a bunch of watermelon to test some recipes. Two: I get to eat the watermelon! haha it was a win win situ. So, Todd, I took your advice and came up with some pretty successful outcomes. I hope you enjoy:)

On a not so bright note...my Air conditioner went ka-poot, so some refreshing watermelon was the greatest idea ever! I decided to make some watermelon salads.

My first salad that I am sharing with you is a little sweet and a little salty. Great combo.





2 c. chopped watermelon
1 c. chopped jicama
2 jalapeno peppers, chopped
1/4 red onion, finely chopped
2 to 3 peaches, chopped
5 oz. crumbled feta cheese
3 tbs mint leaves, finely chopped
juice of 1 lime
1 T honey
sea salt and freshly ground black pepper

FYI: A Jicama (pronounced ˈhɪkəmə,) Is similar to a turnip but is creamy white on the inside with a crisp texture that resembles raw potatoes or a pear. The flavor is sweet and starchy, reminiscent of some apples. It is usually eaten raw.

This next salad i made is one of my fave fruit salads.





It is a mixture of watermelon, fresh mozzarella, mint, a drizzle of EVOO and a dash of red chili flakes. The flavor combo is out of this world. You have sweet from the melon, salty and savory from the cheese, and that little kick of pepper flakes really helps the flavors to POP!


Also something that you could do that is VERY simple, is to make a lime or mint vinaigrette to toss your melon, or any other fruit, in. I usually do this, but i wanted to try a few new things so passed this time. But this is how you do it:

Take the zest from one lime and add it to a saucepan with 1/4 C of water and 1/4 C of sugar. Trim away the rest of the white membrane, and chop the lime. Add the chopped pieces along with the juice to the pan. Cook on High heat until it starts to boil and the sugar is melted. Then remove from heat and let cool.

You can substitute lemon instead of lime and add a bunch or mint (finely chopped) and cook as above. Either way, you get a great vinaigrette. You simply toss it with whatever fruit combo you like. Some of my favorites are...
1. Watermelon, Cantelope
2. Watermelon, strawberries, and blueberries
2. Watermelon, cucumber, and mozzarella

...just to name a few. Your possibilities are endless!!!


Until next time!

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

mirepoix...learn it, use it, love it!

On behalf of my menu for tomorrow night, I have decided to explain what a mirepoix (mihr-PWAH) is. Now, i know its not Thanksgiving or Christmas (or any other holiday) but i have decided to make turkey and dressing. My husband and I have had a rough couple of days, and to help us get over this week and to enjoy our "humpday" I am going to make some comfort food. This particular post is going to have lots of explanation and may seem boring to some. But if you are truly interested in getting the best flavors in your dishes...they should all start with this one simple formula.

A mirepoix is made by sauteing vegetables-one part celery, one part carrots, and two parts onions-in butter. Some chefs add smoked meats, such as ham bacon or fish, to darken and enrich the aroma. Adding a mirepoix to your dish makes a strong impact. Cooking a simple mirepoix in a pan before braising meats or fish yields a surprisingly complex flavor. It is used to flavor stocks and soups. Tomato paste or puree is often included if you want to make a brown stock, gravy or stew.


The one I have just explained in the basic formula, but can be altered with other aromatic ingredients depending on the type of dish you are creating. Leeks, parsnips, garlic, tomatoes, shallots, mushrooms, peppers and ginger are among the ingredients commonly referred to as aromatics. They can be used in various combinations depending on the type of cuisine. If you needed Asian aromatics you could use ginger, garlic and green onion. Also commonly used is the Cajun Trinity-onion, green pepper and celery.

Side note for basic formula: Simply start by sweating or browning your onions in just enough fat (butter or oil) to coat the bottom of the pan. Then add your carrots, and finally the celery. Cooking it on low heat until the veggies start to give off their own juices is known as "sweating. If a lid is used to cover the pot as the aromatics are sweating, this is known as smothering. A mirepoix can cook until it turns a deep rich brown, preferred to as caramelized, either on the stove top or in the oven.

Now that you have been introduced to the elements of a mirepoix, I can explain why it is going to be in my dish. I start out making my dressing from boiling a chicken in water. Now you can easily just salt and pepper your chicken and boil it in water alone and use the water infused with the chicken flavor for, but as stated before...a mirepoix works like magic! I am going to start my broth by making a mirepoix, then pouring water into my pot after i have extracted the flavors from the vegetables. I will then add my chicken and cook like normal. After my chicken is cooked, I remove it from the broth, let it cool and debone. then add the meat back to the pot. VOILA!!! I have my basis for my dressing. Now just add cornbread, biscuits, eggs, or whatever else you might use in your dressing recipe. The flavor created by this one simple addition and start to your dishes will BLOW YOUR MIND!!!

I really hope that you will try this out the next time you are going to make a soup or stock. Even for browning meats or fish...even using it as the start to a spaghetti sauce will add so much flavor and aroma to your meal.

I hope you enjoyed this little lesson, and until next time...

Monday, July 26, 2010

Black Velvet...if you please.

My daughter's birthday was July 19Th. She turned eight. EIGHT! its unreal. I guess that explains a little about why i want to have another one. Its been EIGHT YEARS! Anyways...that is irrelevant. This blog is about food! And the food we are so graciously talking about today is RED VELVET CAKE!!!!

Red Velvet Cake is my absolute fave cake in the whole world. I was so excited when that was the flavor my daughter wanted for her birthday cake. I decided to make cupcakes instead of a cake, because I SUCK at decorating cakes!

I have always used the recipe that i got from my mother, and it has always worked...but i never tried making cupcakes with it. If that makes any type of difference, its news to me. I used the recipe like always. They were nasty. Maybe I put to much salt...maybe my flour was old...I dunno. But I hated them. Not to mention the fact that I didn't have enough red food coloring, so they were not really red...more orange.

FAIL!

So if at first you don't succeed, keep sucking til you do suck seed...or something like that.

So I tried to make a second batch. I started out the same way, but instead of using oil like my moms recipe (and so many others) I substituted with butter at room temp. And of course with me not having any more red food coloring...I decided to go with blue. After all, that is my daughters fave color. And it is her birthday party. DUH! Why didn't I think of that before?

Pressing Onward!!!! So I make up the second batch. sans oil and adding the BLUE food coloring. Little did I know...or at least remember the dang color wheel. The initial batter is yellow. Yellow and blue do NOT make blue.

FAIL number 2.

So my daughter ended up with half edible orange red velvet cupcakes and green velvet cupcakes that were a little more tasty. Thank GOD I had an awesome icing recipe to top them with. Or it would have been a complete disaster.

So the next three days to follow...I was determined to figure out what I was doing wrong. I went back to the basics and started thinking about everything it takes to make a successful cake or batch of cupcakes. I put a little less flour and a little more cocoa powder. I again used butter instead of oil. I also added some boiling water that I dissolved some sugar into. It helped with the sweetness of the cake plus made it lighter "fluffier" and less dense.

WIN!

But yet again...I did not have red food coloring. And I was out of blue...which didn't work either. So I decided to go with the green But apparently put to much and my cake turned out BLACK! which was fine with me. I started to sing... "Black velvet and that little boy's smile...Black velvet with that slow southern...(yeah you get the point) in the middle of my kitchen. It was Grammy worthy...or whatever awards singers get. I don't care.

Anyways. I had a successful cake. And it was pretty to boot.

WIN WIN WIN!

So i must say...and i have NEVER said this before...but i do believe that my cake recipe is BETTER than my mothers! (gasp!)

Now the only problem is that we will be eating red, green, and black velvet cake for the next week. Or is that really such a bad thing? We shall see.

Til next time...
So this is one instance

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

My Brain is Fried!


Well, let me tell you...I have not hit the books like I did today EVER! Even when i was in high school getting ready for semester exams or my ACT's. When I enrolled in my classes to get my catering degree, I had no idea what I was getting into. I was thinking it was going to be all business. How to promote and build you company...tips on decorating and how to make a menu. Although all of those things have been discussed, this course has a LOT of things I wasn't prepared to learn.

oh yeah...and for those that didn't know. I am going to school to get my professional chef/catering degree! :)

The lesson i was so diligently preparing on today was for stocks, sauces, and soups. I didn't realize all the different kinds of each! It was ridiculous. And on top of that, they all have fancy french names. ugh. I got very confused, quite often!

For instance...do you know the difference between a Sachet d'espices, a Bouquet garni, or the cajun trinity? I didnt until today! I knew what they were, just not what they were called.

I learned that the main difference in a broth and a stock, is that a broth can be served as is, and a stock is a little more dense and used in the preparation of other dishes. who would have thought!

this lesson was basically about "creating flavor". I have a cooking exercise to do within the next few weeks. I have to make a mirepoix to start the beginnings of my brown veal stock, and ultimately create Sauteed Medallions of Pork with Winter Fruit Sauce.

yeah this is going to be very interesting.

But way down here on Earth where most of us are...tonight I made lasagna! Way to brain fried and tired from studying and preparing supper, so i am just including a picture and calling it a night!

Happy Eating....til next time!

Monday, July 12, 2010

Got the Mommy Flu and Hid the Veggies!





I was able to bring my "mommy genes" out of the closet today. I have a daughter, who is eight, so it has been quite a few years since I have been able to "baby" someone. Yes mine is still VERY young, but she is so independent and grown for her age. I don't get to do as much as I would like. So relish in the few moments that I get to spend with my nieces.

My sister and her husband are vacationing in Hawaii at the moment, and her children have been kept by our mom, dad, and her in laws. My mother had the privilege of keeping her grandchildren for the past couple of days. I took my own little girl and went to visit with my mother and see my nieces and nephew. The youngest (Lexie) is about a year old. She is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. She is at the perfect age...walking and jabbering along like she knows what she is saying. I love it!

I have been joking lately with my husband about having another child. We joke, but in all seriousness, I am ready for another one.

So today, while at my mother's house, Lexie was needing to lay down for a nap. But of course, she wasn't having it! haha She was not fussy or anything, she was just trying to stay busy and stay awake. There was so much going on and so many things to see! She wanted to be a part of it all! After an hour or so of trying to get her to lie down and take a nap, I scooped her up, laid her on my chest, started rocking back and forth, and humming the same sweet little songs I used to hum to my own little girl. She was out less than five minutes later. I felt very motherly and proud of myself for still having "the touch".

I got home around 4:30pm to be greeted by my very loving husband asking "whats for dinner?" ah yes...my favorite part of the day! (and no i am not lying) I decided to keep with my mother/child mood. And what is the hardest thing for a mother to get her child to do?? Yes you guessed it...EAT VEGETABLES!!! But the funny part is, that I not only have to get my CHILD to eat them, I have to get my HUSBAND to eat them as well! I have been trying to get him to eat the most hated veggie of all time for the past week! Brussels sprouts!! (EWWWW!!!! right?...wrong. They are delish!) I succeeded earlier this week in the fact that I got him to taste a bite or two, but of course...that was all she wrote. He wasn't having any more!

So for tonight's menu, I decided to "hide" the veggies :) WIN! The menu consisted of meatballs in a cranberry BBQ sauce, mashed potatoes and brussels, and broccoli. I made up my meat balls like most would make a meatloaf, rolled the mixture in bite size pieces and flash fried them to brown them on the outside and hold in moisture. I then put them in the crock pot (or slow cooker) to finish them. I added canned cranberry sauce, a couple tablespoons of my fave BBQ sauce, about half a cup of ketchup, and 3 tablespoons of brown sugar. Very simple ingredients. While those flavors were infusing together, I started working on my sides. yummy :)

I took about 2-3 lbs of baby reds and about 2 cups of brussels. I chopped the potatoes and boiled them in seasoned water for about 20 minutes. (and by seasoned, i mean salt, pepper, garlic salt, and chicken broth)

Next i took my brussels sprouts and added them to a pan with a couple Tablespoons of chicken broth. Brought it to a boil, covered and reduced to simmer. After cooking them for about 5 minutes, I added 2 cloves of garlic and let it cook for another 5 minutes. Drain!

I also drained the potatoes and added the brussels to them. I mashed them both together. I then added a cup of half & half cream, a half stick of butter, pepper to taste, parsley and chicken bouillon granules. Stirred them all together, and VOILA! mashed potatoes with brussels sprouts! A great way to get your children (or husbands) to eat the evil vegetables!

I also had a side of steamed broccoli with a little salt, pepper, and butter.

Yay!!! dinner is complete! And for those that cannot visualize the colorful masterpiece that I have created, I have added a few pictures. The meatballs are red, and obviously the broccoli is green. And the potatoes have the skins mashed in also to give a little "red" and the brussels give a little "green". My food matches! YAY! (i totally just cheesed this up...)

enjoy the pictures and happy eating!

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

kicked up au gratin




okay...so this is one of those rare nights when I really didn't want to cook. I think it has to do with the fact that my husband has a week off of work. I just wanna lay around with my man all day. Clothing optional. But alas, we got hungry. I had to scour my kitchen for something to eat. I found potatoes and some jalapeno & smoked sausage links. Sounds good so far!!

So i decided to cook, but keep it super easy. I sliced the sausage on the bias and threw it into my saute pan. I chopped some celery and onion and added it to the sausage just til crisp tender, but not fully cooked. While that is browning on the stove, I looked at my potatoes. WHAT ARE YOU!? haha just kidding. I decided to very thinly slice the potatoes (au gratin style) and add some milk and a little half and half. I emptied the rest of the shredded cheese we had in our fridge. I added the sausage and veggies to the potatoes and topped with a little butter. I popped that bad boy into the oven and let it sit at 400* for about 40 minutes. It looked so good!!!! I could not wait to take a bite. Apparently along the way, I over seasoned or spiced it. It was a little too salty for my taste, but my husband said he liked it. I ate it, but it could have used either some more potatoes or cheese or something to counteract the salt. I will know this next time!

And again...as I am just getting used to this whole blog thing, I have forgotten to take pictures of my progress. But I did, however, remember to get a picture of my finished product!

anywho...we now have full bellies and are going to continue laying on the couch watching tv. Again...clothing optional. Gotta love days like these:)

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

for the sake of headaches everywhere.

Well guys, the headaches are still pounding away at my skull and eye balls! But thanks to modern medicine i have a little less pain sometimes during the day. The doctors are taking it one step at a time and doing a "process of elimination" thing. Nothing has been found yet.

But since this is a time when my headaches are a little less painful, i thought i would use it to give out some useful info about headaches. (thank you Kelly, for giving me the idea)

What can you do at home to ease them? What foods can trigger headaches, and which ones can make them worse? What foods help ease headaches? Hopefully I can shed some light on these questions today, for any of you that may suffer from the occasional headache or migraine.


For anyone who has ever suffered from sever migraines...bless your hearts! That is (in my opinion) one of the most painful things that can happen, besides the breaking of a bone or something. And yes i would rather go through labor again than suffer from the migraine that I have had for almost a week now. I was curled up in the bed crying like a baby. It was pathetic looking I am sure, but I didn't care at the moment. The pressure in my head...against my eyes....the dizziness and blurred vision. I even got nauseous and threw up a taco! A TACO!!!! ugh! But on the bright side there seemed to be about one taco's worth in the toilet. I had eaten three that night, but apparently I only needed two.

but back to the issue at hand...foods...and headaches and stuff.

I dont know any of this for a fact, just some info that i have picked up here and there and some of my findings during my searches.
The most common foods which can cause and/or increase a migraine (but sometimes what affects one person is fine for another) include

* peanuts and peanut butter
* caffeine in all products, not just coffee
* dairy products
* home made breads, but more importantly, the YEAST in homemade breads.
* avocados
* sauerkraut
* canned soups and packet soup mixes ( this one is a bummer for me, because when i went to the grocery store the other day, i bout quite a few Cambells soups, and a few boxes of Cup-o-soup. I LOVE CUP-O-SOUP)
* chicken livers
* ripe banana (wish i would have known THAT a few days ago...geesh.)
* MSG, a flavor enhancer which is now in almost all processed foods
* nuts
* cheeses which have been aged, i.e. cheddar
* red wines, beer, champagne, vermouth ( BOOO!!!!!!!! this one is a big bummer bc i am a wine-0!)
* chocolate (eh...this one would only piss me off if it was that time of the month)
* anchovies (ugh...)


Now when it comes to foods that help and ease your migraines...the best advice is simply to eat a well balanced diet with plenty of fresh, non-processed foods. That includes a variety of grains, fruits and vegetables. But here are a few specific foods that you may want to introduce into your diet. These are believed to have the diet headache migraine connection, and may cut down on your pain: (and i am not using the whole star point organization thingy like i did above...that crap was stupidly complicated!)

Peppermint, Cayenne pepper, Ginger, Fish and fish oil, Foods rich in calcium, Dark leafy greens such as spinach, broccoli and kale. Foods rich in magnesium, such as spinach (maybe Popeye was right!), Oatmeal, Wheat, Garlic.


And of course you can always go back to my PERSONAL fave. Chamomile Tea! I cannot stress this enough. Please check out the following two websites on more info about the benefits of Chamomile. Not only as an herbal remedy for so may stress and anxiety related issues, but also as a treatment for other diseases and illnesses. I swear by this stuff.


http://health.learninginfo.org/benefits-of-chamomile.htm

http://www.herbwisdom.com/herb-chamomile.html


Hope I was able to shed some light on the issue:)

til next time!

Saturday, June 26, 2010

for your (dis)pleasure

Guys, i know i said i was going to take on an eating challenge this weekend, but alas, i will not be able to. Unfortunately, I have been suffering from a SEVERE migraine the past few days. It has been gradually getting worse. I ended up going to the emergency room last night. The pain had gone from my head, to my back and shoulders. I started getting chest pains and then had my hands and feet start going numb a few times yesterday. I have been laid up in the bed all day today on pain meds so i could just sleep and not have to deal with the pain.

I just wanted to apologize for not being able to do what i had hoped to do this weekend. I might take a few more days off from blogging also. I hopefully can get in to see my doctor on Monday, and get started on finding out what is really going on with my head!

Since I do not have any "food material" to write about today, I thought I might tell you a little about my ER visit.

My husband, Jared, took me in. He had to call in to work, (bless him) so that he could take me. My daughter, Alyssa, also came with us. Once she heard about all of the different kinds of pain that i was having, she asked me "mom, are you going to die?" I smiled and gave a little chuckle for the fist time all day. "no, baby. Mommy isn't going to die." She gave me a big hug. (which did not help my headache, but hey...whats a momma to do?) We sat in the waiting room for 2 hours. Which would have been tolerable had it not been for this family of what seemed like 20 people because of how loud and obnoxious they were. (there was actually 7 of them if i can remember correctly) They came in and sat right behind me. The girl was in there because of stomach pains. But by the way she was cutting up and laughing, i think not. After about twenty minutes of hearing them talk about four-wheelers and wheel chairs, and every other backwoods thing they could think about, i got up to move to a different seat. They had NO respect for the people in there (like me) who were actually feeling bad. And i have no idea why she had to bring her whole family with her. Idiots.

They started to complain that they had been there for thirty minutes and that this was called "the EMERGENCY room" why did they have to wait so long. While i do agree with that part a little, i didn't wanna hear them talk anymore. Luckily for me, they asked for a phone book and called the Hospital in Camden. (which is about 30 minutes away) They decided to leave and take their chances. As they were leaving I stood up and started clapping. The other people who had to witness these morons new what i meant and thoroughly enjoyed my humor. Standing and clapping like i did sent sharp pains through my head and down my back, but it was so worth it to see the looks on their faces.

And to shorten this story a little, i am going to sum up the three MORE hours that i was in my room after finally being admitted. I got a Doctor who talked so slow and unsure of himself that he seemed to be on drugs. He walked from room to room like he had no clue where he was at or what he was doing. I was told i was getting a shot for the pain and that it should kick in, in about 15 minutes. They came back to check on me, and of course, nothing. So they waited another hour when i finally sent Jared to find someone and ask what we were waiting for. They came back in to give me ANOTHER shot. I refused it and told them i was going home. Becuase it was ridiculous for me to given all these pain killers. I didn't come here to just be treated for my pain...i would like to know why i was having the pain. So i finally left the ER around 3:30 AM.

I was reminded why I NEVER go there. Anyways, that is why i am not exactly able to do my food challenges for your viewing pleasure. I should be back and making a fool of myself within the next week. Thanks for understanding! and until next time....

Thursday, June 24, 2010

nutella, or no nutella?

oh my, I think i just found my calling. It is now to eat Nutella...for every meal! I jest, that would be redonkulous. But seriously...it is SO good. It is a hazelnut sweet spread. It tastes like the ferrero rocher chocolates. put it on toast, and you will die happy. If you are on your death bed...or maybe death row, and you only have one meal left. CHOOSE NUTELLA!

This is not a suggestion people. You will eat it and you will love it. You can check it out here:

http://www.nutellausa.com/

A wonderful friend of mine, Patrick, gave me a suggestion to try it with bananas on the sandwich. Talk about a mouth-gasm. Holy hell. The stuff is so good the angels in heaven crave it when they are menstruating. I bet Satan now regrets being a complete retard and getting kicked out. I'm just saying.

On a side note...I don't know how Adam from "man vs. food" isn't the fattest guy on earth. The show is on in the background and I just saw him attempting to eat a 6 lb burrito.

Here are a few things to look forward to on my blog. I plan on attempting some "food challenges" in the future. They will be well documented with video. I think my first, though it sounds simple, will be the Saltine challenge. You can read about it here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saltine_cracker_challenge

wish me luck, because it is happening right here in my home this weekend. Until next time...

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

and for dinner...I'm makin' (chicken &) waffles

As per one of the famous lines from "Shrek" spoken by Donkey, with a little twist of course. With a slight smell of Pancakes in the air, from the days breakfast, and the frying of the chicken currently in the deep sea of grease, I had a craving. My eight yr old daughter looked at me like I had just said Megan Fox was a good actor. (she was disgusted, for those that don't know) Before I even finished the sentence, my husband had the deep fryer heating up.

Yes, that's right folks, we are having brinner! (breakfast mixed with dinner) So I proceed to the cabinets to get a mixing bowl. I gather my ingredients of flour, eggs, vanilla, nutmeg, etc. And for those that are wondering...Yes the recipe for this brinner will follow.

As I get everything mixed together, I start to wonder what could be done to make it a little extra special. Because as we all know...I am :) I go to the fridge and see some fresh blueberries. PERFECT! I could eat blueberries on anything! I grab a handful and ,eagerly but gently, I THROW them in the batter. I give it one good stir to incorporate all the berries and check my waffle iron. Houston, we have lift off!

I pour the batter and watch it flow with a stream of blueberries hitting the grooves and settling in. Already delish! I slowly close the lid and watch some of the delicious batter ooze out the side. CRAP! That's wasting beautiful batter! meh :( So anyway, at this point i hear the grease in the deep fryer sizzling, so i then proceed to the freezer, and can you guess it? I grab the bag of precooked, frozen, Great Value brand CHICKEN PATTIES! oh yeah...taking the easy route! I drop the course, round patties into the fryer basket...lower the basket into the bubbling grease, and 3-5 minutes later SHAZAM, fried chicken! *and for those that do not want or do not have a timer, when the chicken starts to rise to the top, it is done.*

I assemble my waffles and chicken, put a spoonful of whipped cream on top, and top with a little syrup and more fresh berries. It is an orgasm in your mouth! This is a promise!

oh snap...wouldn't you know it...by the time i remembered to take a picture to show you, i was putting my licked clean plate into the dishwasher. poo.

And for those who want it, I am now including my recipe for home made waffles, two ways.

For those that want to go the easy route:

2 Cups waffle/pancake mix
1 Cup Milk
2 Eggs

mix together and pour into waffle iron. yields about 10 servings. EASY PEASY!

for those that like to do a little more and feel like you made something semi special:

2 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
pinch of ground nutmeg
1 3/4 cups milk,
2 large eggs, at room temp., separated
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/4 cup unsalted butter, melted
1 large egg white, at room temp.

and here is what ya do:
whisk together the flour, baking powder, salt, and nutmeg.

In a medium bowl, whisk together the milk, egg yolks, vanilla, and 1/4 cup melted butter. Whisk the milk mixture into the flour mixture until a batter is formed. Take care not to over mix the batter.

In medium bowl, whisk the 3 egg whites until they just begin to hold a loose peak. Scatter the sugar over the whites and continue beating until they hold a soft peak. Using a rubber spatula, fold a third of the egg whites into the batter to lighten the base. Fold in the remaining whites.

spray waffle iron with cooking spray, or butter. Pour batter into waffle iron taking into consideration that the batter will continue to spread once the lid is closed. Cover and cook until golden brown and slightly crisp, about 5 minutes. Repeat with the remaining batter. (If the waffle iron is well seasoned or nonstick it is not necessary to brush the inner surface each time before cooking the waffles.) You can add a handful of berries to batter, or you can just serve them up with berries on the side.

and VOILA!!!!!! you have homemade waffles. I hope you at least give it a try with the fried chicken, and by all means you can actually fry some chicken instead of using frozen patties like i chose to do. I will share my fried chicken recipe soon.

I just wanted to share a lil' something with you guys. I will have real home cooked meals and recipes posted soon, as well as a few funny stories and maybe even a "funny word of the weekend" after i get together with friends and family. And yes, i promise to keep you updated with the adventures of my kitchen.

til next time.

gotta get to know me first!

I am very new to this and hope you will give me the chance to inform and entertain you. I will be posting (at first anyways) once a week. Sharing my experiences, mishaps, embarrassments, and achievements in the kitchen. Now a little about me...

I was born in FL, where my dad was stationed while in the Navy. I grew up in Southern Arkansas/ Northern Louisiana. I have a big family, and most of my memories involve the intoxicating aromas coming from the kitchens of my grandmothers, and of course my own mom. I remember the clanking of the pots and pans as they searched though the cabinet for their favorite skillet or stock pot, always "shooing" us out of the way and yelling "I will let you know when the food is ready!" And come to think about it, that is probably where i get it from ;)

I know the exact moment it happened. I was in my room, scanning the channels of our local tv stations, when i came upon an episode of Emeril Live. Watching him work his magic with all the "BAM" and "oh yeah babe". By the end of that show, I knew what i wanted to do. Whether it would ever be professionally done or not, I knew i wanted to cook.

When i started to venture out and cook on my own, i fell in love again and again. I loved all the different flavors i found and came up with and tried out. (well not ALL of them...some sent me running to the nearest toilet or trash can) Have you ever seen the movie Ratatouille? Just think about the scene when Remy, (the main rat) is trying to teach his brother how to "taste" his food. The two flavors dancing around in his mouth and forming a totally different sound of music! That is me. I want to show the world...or for now just my friends and family, how yummy different textures and flavors, and spices can be.

I just recently, was privileged enough to have seen Paula Dean live in Little Rock, Arkansas. She amazed me. I do not know whether or not i will ever make it big and have my own tv show, or even have my name known by so many people. But i do know this: I love to cook. I want to show you how easy and entertaining it can be. I want to bring you into my kitchen, and introduce you to my friends and family. Let you in on our jokes and show you how crazy we can get. When we get together, it is awe-inspiring. We literally Laugh Now, and Eat Later.

Well...we actually laugh now, but eat all the time!

I hope to bring you in and show you...me. I want to share my recipes and my life with you. If you will have me in yours.